[MC WRECKSHIN]
i got swag
inside a bag
a versace bag
is that even a thing?
i don't know
and like what is bling?
i thought is was like a myspace thing
i'm a regular rapper
incredibly dapper
no
i'm just a regular dude
sometimes i'm interested in food
but only when i'm hungry and i'm in the mood

[BENJAMIN BEAR]
nighttime
workin out
writing out my mad flow
side door
duckin out
hidin from these assholes
castle
dig a moat
that ain't worth the hassle
downhome rednecks always wanna wrassle
take five
coffee breakin
drinkin from a handstand
do a backflip
shit right into a headband
stand up
walk it out
now you getting nasty
sneakin to the left, don't let anybody pass me

(chorus)
this is a regular rap song
from a couple of regular dudes
it's the kind of song you rap to
when you're in a regular mood

[BENJAMIN BEAR]
now i'mma ruin this shit right here
all these other mothers tryin to take all year
nine months
that's what you be gettin for a fine lunch
high punch
they don't wanna take it back when i'm done
high strung
that's how i'm living all my life
about to find one
talkin bout a better kind of life
don't get in my zone
cuz i be rappin all up in it
let my tank roll cuz there ain't no limit

[MC WRECKSHIN]
i'm a rapper with a sizeable beard
too lazy to shave, i'm enticed by beer
i mainly behave when i match the beat good
my boss gives me documents i fax like i should
i take my lunch break
i come back on time
when i write raps i make sure that they rhyme
when coworkers tell jokes i make sure there's laughter
this rap group is pizza
i'm a regular rapper

(chorus)
this is a regular rap song
from a couple of regular dudes
it's the kind of song you rap to
when you're in a regular mood