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#funeral

by PIZZA

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[passionate evangelizing]
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Meateor 03:29
[MC WRECKSHIN] pull my flesh off by a thread spread the dagger invert the pentagram on instagram swagger #funeral, slash bad tumor holes moon dust boom thrust in the lunar coals satan will heal you he lives in the moon jesus is easy, he forgives you too soon doom will take hold who's side will you be on? join the pizza cult and drink this dude's freon we call him father father will save us heisenberg haircut father will shave us ill like krillin, we can't wait to die again ressurect lucifer, dudes sure are high again we fly again to the moon by meteor satanic cults where the drug use is seedier heroin molly crystal meth crack cocaine asian emo xenophile eats black lo mein (chorus) the higher you fly the further you fall the shields are broken you can't steer at all the closer you get the hotter you burn it's time to face it but you'll never learn [BENJAMIN BEAR] oh i've been meaning to tell you i was leaving stuck up in a box with the silent treatment i sigh discreetly and look beneath me i spy a planet blue green and leafy change course and it comes a little closer i can see vultures circlin exotic cultures heatin up i'm high explosives cities like diamonds go dark and lonely brace for impact boil the ocean boom like and explosion no emotion, the crust is broken people in a panic with their wheels in motion oddly satanic creatures kill the moment but then i own it no opponents i become one with the earth surround me break down with the silence shouting (chorus) the higher you fly the further you fall the shields are broken you can't steer at all the closer you get the hotter you burn it's time to face it but you'll never learn
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[MC WRECKSHIN] #rapgamefriendzone bringin all those 10s home when i'm at the strip club i'm lookin at my cell phone checkin out facebook checkin out twitter they kick me out for takin pics of strippers taco bell cup on the floor that's litter pick it up drink it i am a winner baja blast i got that cash ten dollar bill swag i'm a money boy holler at this ill fag girl i don't want you get in my friendzone i'm a ghost that haunts you yeah get you sent home go home girl, you are obviously drunk i just killed my boss and tossed her in the trunk who you think you are? you not a boss like me wendy's cup on the floor it's a frosty freeze pick it up and eat it got that homeless swag get in my friendzone yes you know this man #rapgamefriendzone [FUNKY49] what's up girl? you my dog how about we go for a walk? been to london, never seen france don't wanna see you in your underpants victoria's drawers, keep it secret pull your pants up, i don't wanna see it i wanna get you all hot and bothered kiss your forehead like i'm your father got daddy issues, i'll grab you a tissue if you left i wouldn't really miss you write you a postcard send it on home gettin your mail in the friendzone #rapgamefriendzone [BENJAMIN BEAR] friendzone swag never get a touchdown endzone swag football gets you rubdowns ladies love me cuz i always go long go long i mean real long but all them girlies i just put em in the friendzone swagged out, yellin at me burger made in fresno put on my headphones and i'm like let's go i can't ruin a friendship that would be too weird, yo i know we get along together and everytime you call me i am just down for whatever i'm makin good food and conversation you like a bro to me it's all in moderation i know i'm swagged out you think i'm beautiful but you been friendzoned it is not removable i know you want me wish we could be together but it's not what i want, so just call me tomorrow we'll talk about the weather #rapgamefriendzone
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[MC WRECKSHIN] i got swag inside a bag a versace bag is that even a thing? i don't know and like what is bling? i thought is was like a myspace thing i'm a regular rapper incredibly dapper no i'm just a regular dude sometimes i'm interested in food but only when i'm hungry and i'm in the mood [BENJAMIN BEAR] nighttime workin out writing out my mad flow side door duckin out hidin from these assholes castle dig a moat that ain't worth the hassle downhome rednecks always wanna wrassle take five coffee breakin drinkin from a handstand do a backflip shit right into a headband stand up walk it out now you getting nasty sneakin to the left, don't let anybody pass me (chorus) this is a regular rap song from a couple of regular dudes it's the kind of song you rap to when you're in a regular mood [BENJAMIN BEAR] now i'mma ruin this shit right here all these other mothers tryin to take all year nine months that's what you be gettin for a fine lunch high punch they don't wanna take it back when i'm done high strung that's how i'm living all my life about to find one talkin bout a better kind of life don't get in my zone cuz i be rappin all up in it let my tank roll cuz there ain't no limit [MC WRECKSHIN] i'm a rapper with a sizeable beard too lazy to shave, i'm enticed by beer i mainly behave when i match the beat good my boss gives me documents i fax like i should i take my lunch break i come back on time when i write raps i make sure that they rhyme when coworkers tell jokes i make sure there's laughter this rap group is pizza i'm a regular rapper (chorus) this is a regular rap song from a couple of regular dudes it's the kind of song you rap to when you're in a regular mood
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Demon Money 02:40
[MC WRECKSHIN] blow smoke rings grow dope things in my backyard i go far and back again fact checkin' yeah i swag hard i cash bar tabs hard mags loaded in my water pistol check my yacht boat i stock dope and charter crystal rap game walt white see me reach tall heights snacks came from amazon got my hands on small mice i start fights at black friday mall sales events i cop those diamonds from all the fall zales events got bees in my teeth i got honey in my tummy i rap and i shine like a swagged out sunny mummy money it's made of green paper when i smoke dope i glow steam vapor crater in the brain i got holes in my mind the later that i came i grow and survive DEMON MONEY [BENJAMIN BEAR] hate speech baby shoes i went doctor and clocked the news out cow tipping in pantaloons swagger you know how the haters do stay ancient demi gods whole wide world inside my palm laser beams set off alarms shadows moving across the pond when it starts don't linger i'll take you out through the floor around the couch to the great beyond without a doubt the dollars move in large amounts off the record make you famous never trust a total stranger angel of death comin after you going up to the hole in the sky pizza
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[BENJAMIN BEAR] got a weed ghost in the bathroom up in my vidal sassoon creepin on them dank fumes ghost of some old stank dude when i do my thing i thank you for bringin that ghostly swag always got this in the bag makin suckers get out of the way i'mma say nothin cuz i got that love ectoplasm fabulous smell like magic cannabis roll up in the place with your ghostly nubs dead (swag) restless spirit you feel it when you're near it if your dead then let me hear it jump on through that magic mirror people wanna do it cuz they say ain't nothin to it but they always seem to ruin their day when the time get past and they came in last and they just can't get away and you know demons on another plane of knowledge there's a color outta somethin outside of time and the space we know is a home for those with a coldness in their mind it might be comin out of corners with the scent of marijuana all incarnate with an old ass thing wake up scared to death coming back with a holy gang but they can't clean up all the water in the river cuz the part of them that cares is already gone this latent spirit lingers it came but it won't pass on [MC WRECKSHIN] yo I woke up holed up with a big problem today spirit weed ghost demon schemin modern decay weed ghost in my bathroom masks you with a dank scent 3am demon ghost get piggy bank bent he's a crazy fool he's the spirit of roaches always feeling in my mind behind he approaches grab your leg in bed tell you he's your mother so close while you sleep yes he leaves you smothered and mothered by your weed demon ghost ouiji board lord satan leaving you to roast leave you for your eternal hell city emo swag immersed in your pity weed ghost demon leaving bruises on your flesh weed demon in your bed abuses you to death move away he attaches himself to you emo swag seen yo dad? lord master he is true
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[BENJAMIN BEAR] i'm bout to get dark aimin to take this world apart came with a full team of big demons evil runnin through my heart formin a circle hands all bloody magic time with a pagan honey staff in hand make the whole world vacant satan is comin, i'm waitin lately i be the baddest son both sides be addin up draw five sided pentagram enchant the blood and saddle up we ridin horses into battle slay cattle the man'll try to run you down but you dismantle the shadow i'm prayin satan brings a torment to these vile offenders we answer the callin no stallin we make the whole world be endin they be descendin with an army just to slaughter the masses the demon laughter ever after echoes over the valleys so rise lucifer the stars of heaven dark in the sky and bring with a bonus the oceans bloodied with thousands of lives he's comin with a vengeance never seen in pages before the prince of darkness bringing carnage to this darkening shore (chorus) oh ho the demons go up and down the street oh well the gates of hell are causing quite a scene now it’s time to pray to satan it’s the best time of the day oh my golly yes it’s time to pray to satan each day [MC WRECKSHIN] get the summonings ready dead mummies are heavy to drag through the yard dead bodies are sweaty drippin off (swag) melted intestines rippin off (swag) celtic intentions impressions of lord satan in our mind drink goat blood bored makin our rhyme we makin the time for satan everyday end times the human race the human race will pay play games with ghosts in the bathroom demon ghosts straight roast in my vacuum i cast you such a dope satanic force watch pizza ride in on an old satanic horse with zombies behind these brain addicts worse satan and his minions with magic on course makin all the millions pizza emo swag swipe you cross the face with an old chemo bag (chorus) oh ho the demons go up and down the street oh well the gates of hell are causing quite a scene now it’s time to pray to satan it’s the best time of the day oh my golly yes it’s time to pray to satan each day
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Corpse 02:32
[MC WRECKSHIN] plug in strugglin with that dial up connection the internet hive mind has wildest intentions impressions of satan left by illuminati play the prickly piccolo in the tune of kami mommy, can i go out and kill tonight? i want to snort pills and fight fight fight christians, the internet told me to do it lets rob a bank stash the gold in a buick glisten, shine that's how i do satan loves me and loves you too satan provides me with internet connection it's reliable like when splinter sent his brethren heaven is crumbling, god is a mutant toxic waste has made my dreams lucid the internet has caused me sleazy involvement i can order penis pills three easy installments DEAD CORPSE [BENJAMIN BEAR] my dead body rots outside the party guaranteed to be more fucked up than anybody illuminati time to get started 99% of people are straight retarded walk into the building and my mind blows up i collapse on the floor and a guy shows up and he asks me when exactly i might grow up i struggle through the question my mind goes, what? and the one mind pulses in the background always strapped down always back down all day still try lookin for a cash cow i was searchin for it couldn't find it all day chicken in the hen house and they laying eggs and cluckin loudly i ain't even comin back now it's a fact i came in last i'm fine now DEAD CORPSE
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#funeral 03:32
[BENJAMIN BEAR] clouds hovering sky darkening hard hearted like clogs in the arteries more darkness replacing the god in me fill the void up with drugs and pornography fuck daylight i hate brightness it's a constant reminder of kindness and the light that's behind all the time spent back of the mind pushing blindy to write this nah fuck it doesn't matter if i think too long i might shatter paint the walls with blood and brain matter climb to the top and jump off the ladder now above it just cynical sun rising light on the windowsill can't sleep but i know that i'm living still tryin to rewind in my mind but i never will chase the stars future passed us more to lose drowning faster modern life is all smoke and mirrors we sold ourselves for a chance to feel and it never happened now we're stuck this life is gone and we're out of luck talking swag but i don't feel it dark and cold, that's the real shit come on back there's time to kill this brain reacts when there's pain to feel so depressed now we're stressin i don't want to learn this lesson backin up into nothin hard to say if people bluffin causin weight takin passes i don't give a fuck bout movin past it [WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN] stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, silence the pianos and with muffled drum bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. [MC WRECKSHIN] crack my skull open like the dope in a vial sick paint the words with brain juice go the extra mile quick brain fragments came loose all over the back seat clean it up with armour all should have done it last week too lazy to clean up the filth residing in my life i want to get high but it hurts like climbing up a knife everytime i try i slide down and slice myself i laugh at my own jokes oh i entice myself but jokes on me cause i'm funny like ray romano is everybody loves raymond cause he's gay and swallows jizz i model this behavior after savory juice head addicts you're more ignorant then when slavery was practiced crave me some can-bis home grown outlandish i can't understand you like speaking in spanish i'm famished but not like a hungry emcee i'm just stoned and want some funions and cheese [WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN] let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead scribbling in the sky the message he is dead, put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public doves, let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. he was my north, my south, my east and west, my working week and my sunday rest my noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; i thought that love would last forever, i was wrong.
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Burial 02:03
[incoherent mumbling about death]

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released April 20, 2014

All songs produced and arranged by Benjamin Bear
Executive Producer: Satan
Executive Producer: Indy
Musicians:
MC Wreckshin - vocals and demon summoning
Benjamin Bear - vocals and reality manipulation
funky49 - guest vocals on “#rapgamefriendzone”
MICRONDIAMOND - additional production on “#rapgamefriendzone”


Studios and Engineers:
Recorded at Nice...Studios, Winter Park, FL
Engineer: Benjamin Bear
Additional Recording done at funkytown, Tampa, FL
Engineer: Steven Rush
Mixed at Lost Woods Studios, Winter Haven FL
Engineer - Benjamin Bear

Album design and packaging:
Benjamin Bear


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

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From the very depths they came, crawling and slithering at first, but eventually sitting upright...and rapping.

Now, Sir-Up, Betty Rebel, and bbear run the afterparty. Y'all ain't ready.

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